"All hope abandon, ye who enter here", said the sign I read that was hanging above her bed; and the sirens were wailing, but a man can ignore the signs -- gotta keep a good eye on the road ahead.

Of course, the night I think, "Say, I haven't looked at Marble Hornets in like forever, maybe I should check in" is the night that all kinds of shit is indeed going down.

GORDITA is another one of those words that is in the Scrabble dictionary, but is not a legal Words With Friends play.

Huh, I see I'm the drinking-OJ-out-of-the-bottle tag.

This is one of my previous coworkers and, yes, her sleeve is Indiana Jones.

I may be going up to Santa Fe to see fun. in June.

THE LION KING IS ON.

I don't know how the Foxy Shazam that made their two most recent albums is the same band that made their first two.

THAT'S THE BIGGEST BLACK ASS THAT I'VE EVER SEEN AND I LIKE IT.

Fuck, The Mountain Goats are just so good.